J. B. Poersch, The Biggest Asshole in the Whole World

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Poersch (you fat bastard) - -

DID YOU NOT GET MY LAST THREE EMAILS!!!! 

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, GOD DAMNITT!!!! I WANT NO MORE DNC SPAM, EWW!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I WILL FOREVER-MORE ASSOCIATE THE NAME JB POERSCH WITH SPAM MAIL. I AM NEVER MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AGAIN BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING SENDING ME THIS FUCKING EMAILS OR I WILL SET MYSELF AFLAME!!

YOU JUST MADE A REPUBLICAN OUT OF ME SIMPLY FOR RETALIATORY PURPOSES. AGH!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Love--

Bryan Perryman

----- Original Message -----

From: J.B. Poersch

To: 

Sent: Monday, December 14, 2009 3:02 PM

Subject: Let's chat

Dear BRYAN, 2010 will be a brawl. Republican attacks are ramping up. Tea parties have riled up their ultraconservative base. We know just how nasty it's going to get. All this right-wing passion will be working against us. But a more powerful thing is working in our favor: You. I wanted to take a moment to thank you for standing with the DSCC. Each and every grassroots supporter makes us stronger - and it's strength we'll need to battle the GOP machine. But sheer numbers aren't enough, and that's why I'd like you to take part in a special online chat Wednesday at 3 p.m. We need every Democrat to be knowledgeable, engaged and prepared. Click here to RSVP for the chat. Going forward, we must hold onto a minimum of 60 seats to stop Republican obstruction. That means fighting for every open seat and helping our incumbents defeat their challengers. I know you have questions about the map, the races, our strategy and our hopes for 2010. Let me answer them during this special online chat. I want to hear from you, because our success depends on your help. Thanks again for all of your hard work on behalf of change. J.B. Poersch P.S.: Don't forget about the online chat Wednesday at 3 p.m. See you then.

Oh J.B. Poersch, You are Useless

Well--it finally happened. I unsubscribed myself from the DSCC's email list. That's correct, after 2 years of following these guys and after millions of emails from Poersch, Obama (whoever else the interns were pretending to be) it's over. I'm finally sick of it, the stupidity, the propaganda, the name calling. It's so petty. I guess we never graduate from High School, ever. It had everything to do with this following email:

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