Showing posts with label Fat Bastards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fat Bastards. Show all posts

Monday, December 14, 2009

J. B. Poersch, The Biggest Asshole in the Whole World


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Poersch (you fat bastard) - -
DID YOU NOT GET MY LAST THREE EMAILS!!!! 

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, GOD DAMNITT!!!! I WANT NO MORE DNC SPAM, EWW!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I WILL FOREVER-MORE ASSOCIATE THE NAME JB POERSCH WITH SPAM MAIL. I AM NEVER MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AGAIN BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING SENDING ME THIS FUCKING EMAILS OR I WILL SET MYSELF AFLAME!!

YOU JUST MADE A REPUBLICAN OUT OF ME SIMPLY FOR RETALIATORY PURPOSES. AGH!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
Love--
Bryan Perryman
----- Original Message -----
From: J.B. Poersch
To: 
Sent: Monday, December 14, 2009 3:02 PM
Subject: Let's chat


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