Heaven Without Breakfast?

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No more gravy, syrup, sausage?!?!?!?! Blasphemy!! NO MORE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!!!!!!!

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I never want to ever die if this is the case. Wait, wait, wait. I don't believe in God or Heaven. My breakfast was going to end when I die already...Holy fuck.

http://contexts.org/socimages/2008/11/20/the-hazards-of-historical-amnesia-cause-the-alternative-is-too-disturbing/

I seriously need to start eating more doughnuts, apple pie and orange juice. Because if one of these mornings I don't wake up, I am going to be one fat, pissed mother-fucking asshole. I wants my God Damn biscuits and light bread.

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